And I am in serious need of some cash if my son and I are going to have any kind of gifts under the tree this year. I've been thinking of different ways to earn some extra cash. Here's a list of the things I could do:
1. Stand on the street corner with a sign that says "Will write haikus for a dollar. Makes a great gift for the aspiring poet in your life."
2. Hire myself out as a singing telegram.
3. Sell my memoirs.
HMM....yeah....okay. I need to re-think this whole thing.